# User:Debresser

 בס"ד This user built his/her user page with the help of HaShem..

 Name This user's name is Dovid de Bresser.

 @ This user can be reached by email at [email protected]

## Where I have been

 This user is from Earth.
 This user's time zone is GMT+2.
 This user is of Dutch ancestry.
 It is approximately 8:32 AM where this user lives.

## Humor

I decided to put this section at the bottom of my userpage because I've been told I have a peculiar sense of humor.

#### Being Dutch

A Dutchman trying to write a poem in English might come up with the following:

• The wind is softly blazing through the booms.

#### Humor and religion

The following is very funny, really.

 God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

#### Humor at work

The following does not necessarily mirror my professional attitude, just my sense of humor.

 This user loves deadlines. He loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

#### And in the family

No, there was no connection between the lowest two banners in the "About myself" columns.

#### Funny pictures I found

 An Israeli Air Force AH-64D Apache Longbow. In Israel, the AH-64 is the second leading cause of terrorist deaths, after suicide. When I wanted to build the second tower of the Chartres Cathedral, I ran out of money... A C-141 participates in Operation Deep Freeze, as uniformed officers of the Pt. Murdo Constabulary Force stand guard.